The Squatch behind the Squatch

A heart-warming tale of personal triumph:

Squatch's farewell stunt

Roller skates + bungee cord + man-powered elasticity = 3-point dunk:

It's been a tough two years for Squatch

Ever wondered what happened to Squatch once the Seattle Supersonics went to Oklahoma? Well here he (allegedly) is at a Thunder game:

Actually, the keen-eyed observers at Mascot Hijinks definitely think that this is a hack. Here's some real footage of the legend that is Squatch:

Squatch gets owned (yet again) by a crafty Bear

More mascot physics

Not to be outdone by Benny the Bull's outstanding inquiries into the laws of physics, the Utah Jazz Bear invites Squatch for a demonstration:

Ladder dunking not as young as you might think

Bango has attracted much attention for his superb ladder dunk, but he certainly wasn't the first. Squatch, the [former franchise] Supersonics' mascot, was apparently the first, though he didn't tease the crowd the way Bango did:



Thanks to Thunder, Bango wasn't even the second to attempt such a dunk, though he was the second to experience the sweet scent of success:

Cheaters never prosper

This important proverb is beautifully demonstrated by Squatch, Blitz, Gapper, Sluggerrr and Moose. Mascot Hijinks hopes that children everywhere learn from this: