Classic Ace

Swoop is one of the few mascots lucky enough to have starred in a Hollywood film:

A tour guide with true class

When the Falcons drafted Matt Ryan and Sam Baker, who better to show 'em round town than Freddie:



Note: MH thinks that parts 2 and 3 are crap and not worth watching.

Stealth is thy middle name

Carolina Panthers mascot Sir Purr catches this unsuspecting golfer off guard:

Top 10 World Cup mascots of all time

Fascinating

Dunking: a hazardous line of work

As this bloopers reel demonstrates, attempting a dunk as a mascot is risky stuff:

Penn State feline prepares for some sunshine

The Nittany Lion knows how to pack for the Capital One Bowl in Florida:

Bengals' mascot's sterling vitae

From Whodey's official bio:

College: Gained his mascot experience while attending Bengal University where he double majored in entertainment and fun and graduated summa cum laude ... received many awards for his spirit and was named honorary dean at Bengal University after he graduated.

Swoop gets owned by Viktor

Slapstick chase approaches operatic climax as Victor takes down Swoop

Mascots working on their tans

The 2009 NFL Probowl in Hawaii was a welcome sunbathing opportunity for Blue, Toro, Who Dey, Staley da Bear and Swoop:

Avian mascot confirms preference for air over land

Eagles' mascot Swoop has a bit of a stumble by the trainer's bench:

Fred the Red shows a hint of Nostradamus

After limbering up and high-fiving a Man Utd. player, Fred the Red accurately predicts the score of the match between his beloved Reds and the other Reds. Eerie stuff.

Jaxson De Ville Zipline Failure

Jaxson De Ville's high-wire stunt is aborted mid-flight. Props to the fans of Florida for awesome commentary.

[via Deadspin]

Dunking: not easy

Back-breaking attempt at an athletic dunk by this vaguely lupine mascot


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HBK Delivers Sweet Chin Music to Bobcats Mascot

Shawn Michaels was at the Bobcats game last night and he made sure that the Bobcats mascot was aware of his presence:

Pat Patriot draws inspiration from Tiger

New England Patriot's mascot Pat Patriot is not particularly good at the worm:



This is surprising given the apparent vitality of his pelvic muscles. A Boston sports blog elaborates on the fallout following Pat's sordid revelation.

Oregon Duck Yearns for Days Gone By

Usually the Oregon Duck is skating on thin ice with the law but here we have him in a rare introspective moment:

The revenge of Captain Blade

In a mascot egg-and-spoon race, Sheffield Utd.'s Captain Blade has his egg terminally displaced by an unknown feline. The old mariner makes his feelings known.

Roboduck

The birth of the Oregon Duck's twin:

Jags' mascot demonstrates awareness of current issues

Big Al shows the Oregon Duck how it's done

The Oregon Duck certainly knows how to land a punch or two, but when it comes to professional wrestling moves, Alabama's Big Al is peerless. After charging the Florida Gator, Big Al does a back drop, vertical splash and the coup de grace - a 'Stone Cold Stunner'

South Carolina Gamecock has standards

After apparently inadvertently giving a young SC fan the cold shoulder, the Gamecock shows that he knows where to draw the line as he sends a Clemson fan packing:

Billy the Badger given his marching orders

Despite his goalkeeping skills being less than brilliant, Billy the Badger is a nifty breakdancer, but the referee is having none of it:

Lucas the Kop Cat is a cheeky b@stard

Lucas engages in some light-hearted banter with a 'keeper who is warming up at half time.

Rain or Shine

Pilgrim Pete perseveres despite inclement weather.

Pilgrim Pete Braves Inclement Weather
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Tough Day at Work for Stripey the Laticat

Sometimes the bar eats you.

Stripey the Laticat Fails to Rally Young Supporters
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At least Stripey can celebrate the Wigan win.

Billy the Marlin is a marlin of principle

Even in his hour of need, Billy would never turn on his own kind:

Billy the Marlin goes to the gym

Predictably his bill gives him some trouble on the bench press.