Oregon Duck's season total

As we've reported before here and here, the Oregon Duck does lots of push-ups every game. Thanks to Yahoo Sport, here are the final figures:

Oregon Duck gets groove on, requests votes for Capital One Bowl

He starts off in his pyjamas, but it doesn't take him long to find his rhythm:

Donkey calls out Oregon Duck

Oregon Duck: not a punt-return specialist

A few weeks ago, Jaxson DeVille showed us how to catch a field goal. This week, the Oregon Duck showed us how to arse it up:



Thanks to this blog for the heads up

Oregon Duck scores quasi-win in quasi-serving

Thanks to this blog for the heads up on this USC cheerleader's chance to impress:

More push ups (and evident lack of magnanimity) from the Oregon Duck

As we have previously reported, the Oregon Duck performs push ups in equal measure to the Ducks' current score after each score. This week's 60+ point drubbing of the UCLA Bruins forced him into some woefully poor form in his push ups:

Capital One mascots show their ill urban skillz

Mascot Hijinks is particularly impressed by the Oregon Duck's break dancing and the Cincinnati Bearcat's two-hand slam:

ESPN in bizarre new College GameDay commercial

Featuring perennial first-ballot Hall of Famer, the Oregon Duck:

Oregon Duck is never far from controversy

Evidently aware of the Oregon Duck's penchant for fisticuffs (and general misdemeanors), Flo TV have released this advert that shows him crossing swords with UT's Hook'em:

Oregon Duck pays the price

According to the Portland Tribune, The Oregon Duck has a rule that says that whenever the Ducks score, he must perform a number of push ups that equals the current Ducks' score. Doesn't sound too hard, right?

Well last weekend saw the University of Oregon destroy New Mexico 72-0, forcing Duck to perform 506 push ups! According to the Tribune report:

'Curiously, approached by a reporter and asked about his/her prolific output, Ducky chose not to say anything while celebrating with fans. Not even a "quack!"'

ADDENDUM: here is video footage and an interview

Oregon Duck maintains bete noire status

Why is it so hard for him to stay out of trouble? Here he is mixing it up with Benny Beaver:

Lee Corso class-A faux-pas

ESPN's College Gameday stud Lee Corso dropped a social clanger when, after donning the head of the Oregon Duck to amuse a blind child on set, he extended his hand to the blind child seeking a handshake.



For the record, Mascot Hijinks thinks that Corso is a nice guy and that it was a genuine mix up, but still - that was unfortunate...

Oregon Duck Yearns for Days Gone By

Usually the Oregon Duck is skating on thin ice with the law but here we have him in a rare introspective moment:

Roboduck

The birth of the Oregon Duck's twin:

Oregon Duck's apology

You may recall the unruly behaviour of the Oregon Duck that resulted in a suspension. This video has his apology (40s in) and details some of his activities during his suspension (1m 40s in). TEAR JERK WARNING! Mascot Hijinks recommends that you have a hanky handy.

Oregon Duck in rap rap

The Oregon Duck is in hot water yet again, this time because he has appeared in a rap video about Oregon's upcoming Rosebowl bid:

I Smell Roses @ Yahoo!7 Video

Apparently, his suspension won't prevent him from appearing. Mascot Hijinks isn't quite sure what the AP report is referring to when it says: "That doesn't mean Donald won't be on the sideline for the Civil War against Oregon State. There are three other students who don the Donald duds." Have Oregon discovered cloning?

Oregon Duck is a Dick