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2/28/10
Bernie's birthday party
2/27: mark that date, because it's Bernie the Heat mascot's birthday. And here he is celebrating with Billy the Marlin, T.D. the Dolphin, Bucky the Parrot and Stanley C. Panther during the Heat's victory over the Bucks. Mascot Hijinks wishes Bernie manny happy returns.
2/25/10
Raptors' Raptor leaves us in raptures
According to his bio, The Raptor went to Jurassic High. Apparently roller-blading wasn't on the syllabus:
Willy the horny shark
Colombian soccer team Junior Tiburon have quite the horny mascot in Willy (surely the Colombians can't be aware of that pun, can they?). Here he is in "action":
(Thanks to TotalProSports and Mascot Hijinks' friend, big_time_bibby, for this link.)
(Thanks to TotalProSports and Mascot Hijinks' friend, big_time_bibby, for this link.)
2/24/10
Sluggerrr in a spot of hot waterrr
From this TMZ report:
MLB MascotSluggerrr the Lion -- the mascot for the Kansas City Royals -- is accused of poking a fan's eye out with a steaming hot wiener during a Major League Baseball game last year ... and now the team is being sued over it.
It's all in a lawsuit filed in Jackson County, Missouri in which John Coomer claims he was just chillin' at a game on September 8, 2009 -- when Slugger "climbed atop the third base dugout and started shooting hotdogs into the stands from an air gun."
Coomer claims Slugger eventually put the air gun down -- and started firing off the wieners by hand ... when, according to the suit, things went horribly wrong.
In the docs, Coomer claims "Slugger lost control of his throw or was reckless with his throw, and threw the hotdog directly into the Plaintiff."
Coomer claims the dog hit him right in his left eye -- leaving him with a detached retina and the development of cataracts.
Coomer is now suing the Royals for more than $25k for negligence and battery -- claiming they "failed to adequately train its agents ... in the proper method in which to throw hotdogs into the stands at Kauffman Stadium."
Remember, when handling wieners -- it's always safety first.
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Given what happened last time Sluggerrr used his hot dog cannon, Mascot Hijinks doesn't fancy the plaintiff's chances
2/21/10
Mascots engage in Mortal Kombat
What could be more spine chilling than mortal combat to the soundtrack of Mortal Kombat? Thunder discovers that Jaxson De Ville has some WWE moves up his sleeve:
Screech goes fishing
Earlier, Mascot Hijinks showed you how disgusted Billy the Marlin is at the thought of fishing. NL East rival mascot Screech clearly doesn't share Billy's sentiments:
2/20/10
Hornsby the sole dove in a world full of hawks
Mascot fighting is a rising trend (simply search Mascot Hijinks for "Oregon Duck" if you want to see plenty of examples of mascotiopathic behaviour), and it's also an unwelcome one according to Hornsby. About half-way through this video, Hornsby offers his perspectives:
Ackbar for Ole Miss
Ole Miss is currently controversially looking for a new mascot (Colonel Rebel being the former one). Here is one of the more peculiar alternatives on offer
2/18/10
Teddy's skating on thin ice
As usual, Teddy's struggling, though this time it's on foreign territory as the Presidents' race makes its way to a Capitals game at the Verizon Centre. After brutally checking Jefferson and Lincoln into the boards, the gloves finally come off:
Teddy gets nailed AGAIN
As we have previously documented, Teddy Roosevelt simply never wins the Presidents' race at Nationals Park. In this episode, the Orioles' Bird lands the ultimate sucker punch to deny Teddy yet again. Even Screech is left aghast...
2/17/10
Benny the Physicist
Mascot Hijinks strongly recommends that you watch this in its entirety, including the end without skipping ahead. MH believes that patience is a virtue:
2/15/10
Benny lap dance falls flat
During the 2010 All-Star festivities, Benny the Bull's lap dance for Jay-Z and Diddy was deemed an unwelcome offering.
2/12/10
Howler doing his bit for Mother Nature
Though to be fair, this probably isn't the best context for enforcing double-sided printing. Nevertheless Mascot Hijinks firmly believes that it's the thought that counts:
Sparky knows how to make an entrance
See the trail of destruction in his wake as he heralds the new season:
2/11/10
Mariokart meets The Fast and the Furious meets Indy 500 meets Nascar
Will Baxter prevail? See for yourself:
Cheaters never prosper
This important proverb is beautifully demonstrated by Squatch, Blitz, Gapper, Sluggerrr and Moose. Mascot Hijinks hopes that children everywhere learn from this:
Sluggerrr in ballistic damp squib
The Kansas City Royals' Sluggerrr is all style and no substance when he tries to unload his hot dog cannon:
Could his be the reason for this subsequent posting by the management?
Could his be the reason for this subsequent posting by the management?
2/7/10
It's never too early to get season tickets...
... or so Crunch reminds us in this superb selection of adverts:
Sick All-Star mascot dunk contest
Mascot Hijinks is particularly impressed by the Suns' Gorilla's efforts:
Balloon Boy incidents: NJ Nets version
Sly Fox's mini-me has a lucky escape under the circumstances:
2/4/10
2/3/10
Roary the Tiger Leads out the Teams
It was this regal entrance which set the tone for a 1-1 draw. Obviously.
2/2/10
Getting served
The A's Stomper gets served by the Rays' Raymond TWICE, but responds thrillingly on both occasions. The Indians' Slider is way out of his league:
Dreaming of the pros
Ohio University's Rufus describes his hopes and aspirations. You can do it, Rufus!
2/1/10
Jacob Zuma Discusses World Cup Security; Zakumi Knocks Stuff off a Table
South Africa president Jacob Zuma discussed security at a conference recently. After his talk he posed for a picture with Zakumi. While jostling for position Zakumi knocks a bunch of glass off the table with his tail (listen for it at :46...)
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