Stanley responsible for vicious mauling

Wild fans: beware

Stanley is a tru playa

Stanley knows how to take out the trash

Or, to be more specific, Bruins:

Stanley tackles the ethics of cloning

He obviously hasn't seen the film Multiplicity; otherwise he would have avoided this folly:

Stanley on horn duty

We here at Mascot Hijinks never get bored of these pranks. Don't pretend like you do either:

Stanely's on a Boat

And thankfully, it's a well-dubbed rendition:

Stanley C. Panther calls for backup

If you're going to do the Soulja Boy dance, then you'd better call your mates up:

Bernie's birthday party

2/27: mark that date, because it's Bernie the Heat mascot's birthday. And here he is celebrating with Billy the Marlin, T.D. the Dolphin, Bucky the Parrot and Stanley C. Panther during the Heat's victory over the Bucks. Mascot Hijinks wishes Bernie manny happy returns.