11/28/10

Freddie's up to his usual shenanigans at Thanksgiving

It's Thanksgiving Sunday and the Falcons are hosting this Packers. First, Freddie takes the opportunity to mock the Green Bay cheerleaders:


Then, on this Tony Gonzalez TD, we see him really getting into the Thanksgiving spirit by donning a pilgrim costume:

11/27/10

Cocky's funeral

It's a Clemson tradition to hold a mock funeral for the USC mascot, Cocky, on the eve of their annual grudge match. This season was no exception. Here's a video of last year's chilling broadside:

11/25/10

Euro 2012 mascots get in the mining spirits

In the wake of the success of the Chilean miners, the (as yet unnamed) Euro 2012 mascots went on a field trip to the mining town of Donetsk.

To vote on their names, go to this website. Current options include "Slavek/Slavko, Siemko/Strimko, Klemek/Ladko"

11/17/10

Brutal beatdown

This isn't so much Mascot Hijinks as it is Mascot Assault and Battery. Here we see some mascots take a time-out from their jobs to beat the $hit out of two guys for no apparent reason:



Thanks to this blog for the heads up.

11/15/10

Bango's blindfolded dunk

After wowing us with some of his previous dunk acrobatics, Bango decided to take it up a notch and go blindfolded:



Thanks to this blog for the heads up

11/9/10

Off-centre: Jack-in-the-box mascot gets high as kite

Mascot Hijinks likes to keep its readers in the loop about some of the world's famous non-sports mascots. Here's Jack-in-the-box making poor decisions under the influence:



Thanks to this blog for the heads up

11/6/10

The Squatch behind the Squatch

A heart-warming tale of personal triumph:

Squatch's farewell stunt

Roller skates + bungee cord + man-powered elasticity = 3-point dunk:

It's been a tough two years for Squatch

Ever wondered what happened to Squatch once the Seattle Supersonics went to Oklahoma? Well here he (allegedly) is at a Thunder game:
Actually, the keen-eyed observers at Mascot Hijinks definitely think that this is a hack. Here's some real footage of the legend that is Squatch:

11/2/10

Unnamed mascot finds the post

This feline specimen clearly has not acquired the agility that typifies members of the same genus:

Highlights of the 2008 Mascot Grand National

Mascot Hijinks pre-race favourite Marvin the Moose didn't perform too well; he can be seen toward the rear of the pack alongside a pint of Guinness:

Cyril the Swan is a true raconteur

If you can get past the thick Welsh accent, you'll learn why - according to Cyril - you shouldn't f*** with the Swans:

Deepdale Duck draws ire of Black Cats' goalie

Deepdale Duck was just going about his daily business when the Sunderland goalie launched a vicious ballistic assault: