Android mascot knows how to work it

Google's Android system has a mascot, and that mascot has some moves (and some energy):



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Who is George Mason?

Fox news asks the people:

Hitting The Streets of Cleveland With George Mason University Mascot, The Patriot: MyFoxDC.com

Mascot denied opportunity to engage in hijinks

The Butler Bulldogs' Blue II falls foul of NCAA regulations:

 

Rocky cranks out sick moves on the mountains

Rocky Rips! from Never Summer on Vimeo.

Stuff-eye cam

The Magic's mascot donned a camera to give us a taste of his perspective. Here he is in action:

 

More mascot ingestion

OK we're getting pretty bored of these, but apparently the sports world isn't. In case you still like them:



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Rossco pays penalty for running mouth off

From this article by the Daily Star:

A FOOTBALL mascot has been sacked for posting vile rants about Celtic manager Neil Lennon.

David Purvis, a children’s favourite as Rossco The Staggie at Ross County in the Scottish First Division, made disgusting comments about Neil Lennon online after last week’s controversial Celtic- Rangers cup tie.


He dubbed the Celtic boss “a sewer rat” and “c***” on his specially-named Staggie Facebook page.


The Rangers fan raged: “He (Lennon) went for Ally McCoist after the match. The guy’s a sewer rat.”


He added: “Lennon you’re a dirty c***. Hope you get whats coming to you yah dirty b******. Call yourself a manager. There will be some scrap in Glasgow tonight.”


Lennon, meanwhile, is under 24-hour police guard as fears grow for his safety following the Old Firm Cup match.


The Celtic boss clashed with Rangers assistant manager Ally McCoist at the end of Celtic’s 1-0 home win, which saw three visiting players sent off.

3-point line dunk attempt

We can think of no better way of attempting such a feat:



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Vanderbilt's Commodore displays un-commodore-like behaviour

When he accidentally lamps this fan in an attempt to "rev him up"

Mascot assaulted

Can you help locate the perpetrators?

Dibs has been a good boy

Cupid de Ville

Don't be scared of this monster in the closet

It's just Rumble T. Bison:

Big E. Foot paves the way for charitable donation

Having been inspired by Biggie, the contestant scores and delivers $50k to charity:



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Offseasons are *really* tough on Gnash

Offseasons are tough on Gnash

Gnash starred in Karate Kid

We're not really sure whose idea it was to have this serious of "Gnash starred in X" videos, but we're fans nonetheless. Here's Gnash craning it up:

Nobody can question Slapshot's toughness

After this display of resilience:

Perseverance pays for Slaphsot

If at first you don't succeed...

Onion serves up mascot satire

Onion SportsDome

Sausages are helping out

The Brewers' sausages don't just race - they roll their sleeves up and get down to it:

Testudo the tardy

Bumblebee unimpressed by attempts at metaphor

This poor unnamed mascot gets punished for being a little too vivid in his depiction of price smashing:

G-Man gets owned

Probably a setup, but impressive cell-phone dunk nonetheless:

Paws tells the Red Sox to bring it

Northeastern University have a spring match-up vs. the Red Sox. Paws throws down the gauntlet:

Emory mascot unlikely to be selected for Slam Dunk competition

Why is this guy called Swoop again?


Emory Mascot Fails At First Dunk Attempt - Watch more Sports

Gnash starred in Star Wars

Perhaps you missed him; we didn't. Here's a reminder:

The dangers of skin-tight attire

This picture speaks for itself (thanks to this blog for the heads up):

Pat gets cussed out

By now you're probably familiar with this Bart Scott outburst following the Jets' defeat of the Patriots. What you probably don't know is that, just before the interview, Scott was smack-talking Pat Patriot. According to NBC Sports:

“I was actually over there cussing out the [New England Patriots] mascot, the one with the big chin,” Scott explained Wednesday. He recalled “YEAH! Go home and drink some Sam Adams” was among the things he said — when a Jets’ media relations man caught up to Scott and asked, “Can you do a TV interview?”

“Sure,” Scott replied.

This bear protects his turf

Staged, but fun nonetheless:



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Gnash owns Redwings fan in dance-off

Mascot gets lap dance

The Blazers' mascot Scorch was treated to several half-time lap dances for no apparent reason. Needless to say, Mascot Hijinks was very happy for Scorch:



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Staley celebrates with Olson

After the Bears' first touchdown in the divisional round vs. the Seahawks

Want a Porsche Boxster?

Then try to be as clever as the Jazz Bear:

Jazz Bear knows how to please the ladies

That's right - with a diamond the size of a fist. Here he is making a move on Ryan Seacrest's squeeze, Julianne Hough:

'Jock' mascots get owned in broomball

by a bunch of nerdy mascots, no less:



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Harry the Hornet shows that he can do it all

Dancing, shaking hands with opposing players, stretching... The list goes on...

A tale of a brutal ankle break

Gruesome stuff:

Lasorda takes exception with Phannatic's smack talk

Captain Blade demonstrates commendable solidarity

From this BBC article:

Sheffield United mascot Captain Blade has waded in to support his Preston counterpart, Deepdale Duck.

The pirate held up a sign saying Free the Preston One during the Blades' game with Doncaster on Monday in protest at the duck's weekend 'dismissal'.

North End's mascot was led away by Deepdale stewards after claims he put off Derby goalkeeper Stephen Bywater.

Captain Blade made his feelings clear at half-time in the South Yorkshire derby, which finished 2-2.

The protest made headlines around the world and USA Today reported: "Captain Blade wasn't prepared to see his rival forced to walk the plank by the second-tier club."

The pirate is sure to get a warm welcome when the Blades visit Deepdale for their Championship fixture in April, with Preston confirming they would not be taking any action against their mascot.

A spokesman said: "We're still not quite sure why Deepdale Duck was escorted off but he'll be back."

Preston's next home game is on Saturday, when they play host to Nottingham Forest in the FA Cup.

It is not clear whether Forest's mascot, Robin Hood, will be making the journey north but after his recent brush with authority, the Deepdale Duck will be hoping the Sheriff of Nottingham does not put in an appearance.

Mascot Hijinks' dream wedding

This video speaks for itself:



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Deepdale's out and about

Last weekend, Preston North End's inimitable mascot got in trouble for joshing about with an opposing goalie. Here is a (admittedly not fantastic) video of Deepdale promoting a PNE match around town: