Oregon Duck is a Dick

Duke Dog Gets Rocked

JMU's Duke Dog tries to get away with one but the Costal Carolina chicken, Chauncy, makes him pay.

Freddie Falcon Loves Celebrating Birthdays

This is pretty brutal. I have no idea what the other accomplices are doing. Actually I have no idea who they are. Is that one supposed to be the Easter Bunny?

Where the Wild Things Are

Commercial for tonight's Blackhawks vs. Wild showdown...

Goldy the Gopher Apologizes

Goldy the Gopher has apologized for making fun of some guy Penn State guy while he was praying. That is, the Penn State player was praying. Goldy the Gopher prays to no god.

Phillie Phanatic Taunts Jack

Utah Jazz Bear

The Utah Jazz Bear is pretty intense.
[via Ball Don't Lie]

Counterfeit Cow

Boxer the Bronze Statue

Boxer, Pacific University's mascot, is modeled after a bronze statue. Who knew.
[via Deadspin]

Suns Gorilla Rides the Light Rail

I've always assumed the Suns Gorilla was a supporter of public transportation but now I have proof.

Fur in a Box

Yeah, so this is kind of a stretch, but whatever.

We Know Something You Don't Know

DJ Format's "We Know Something You Don't Know (feat. Chali 2na & Akil)"