Goldy Gopher has trouble with the laundry

Goldy's worst nightmare is realised when he forgets to separate his whites from his colours.



Mascot Hijinks recommends that you always follow the instructions on the label when doing laundry.

Goldy Gopher is Merciless

In yesterday's post you saw Goldy Gopher exhibiting questionable sportsmanship by high-stepping around a group of football-playing children. Today, you see him stiff-arming another group of youths.


When doing further research for this post, Mascot Hijinks found Goldy Gopher's Wikipedia page defamed by who we presume to be fans of Wisconsin. See below for a screenshot taken at 8:45 CT on Nov. 23, 2009:

Mascots lock horns with kids in classic gridiron

This match-up features some superb plays, including:

- A great tackle in the backfield by the Denver Bronco
- A brilliant end around by the Golden Gopher, rounded off with some graceless high-stepping
- Some awesome stiff-arming at the end by an unidentified mascot (Ed. Note - It appears said "unidentified mascot" is actually Crunch from the Timberwolves)

Goldy the Gopher Apologizes

Goldy the Gopher has apologized for making fun of some guy Penn State guy while he was praying. That is, the Penn State player was praying. Goldy the Gopher prays to no god.